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mememaster: was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:48:40 -0400

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

stuartsometimes: I’m not a morning person I’m not even an afternoon person I pretty much start...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:47:33 -0400

stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:47:23 -0400

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:47:02 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:43:41 -0400

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

phobetor: zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:42:08 -0400

phobetor:

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

I’m going to start doing this.

I did the Pokemon fusion thing.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:41:04 -0400

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

starrynightsendlessdays: I promise I’ll stop procrastinating. Later. Or tomorrow.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:39:44 -0400

starrynightsendlessdays:

I promise I’ll stop procrastinating. Later. Or tomorrow.

ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:39:30 -0400

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:35:33 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:28:42 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:28:22 -0400

sractheninja: I didn’t know it, but I’ve been waiting SO LONG...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:24:46 -0400

sractheninja:

I didn’t know it, but I’ve been waiting SO LONG for this gifset.

phobetor: When in doubt your problems can probably be solved by the punk rock you listened to in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:15 -0400

phobetor:

When in doubt your problems can probably be solved by the punk rock you listened to in middle school.

No Doubt.

the-ginger-rihanna: 4gifs: Black hole consumes a star If you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:57:54 -0400

the-ginger-rihanna:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.

phobetor: groldergoat: phobetor: I made this on Pokemon...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:57:31 -0400

phobetor:

groldergoat:

phobetor:

I made this on Pokemon Fusion and found it hilarious.

I NEED ART OF THIS.

I need to stop.

OMFG.

towritelesbiansonherarms: juanzerker: jeffrubinjeffrubin: My...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:56:39 -0400

towritelesbiansonherarms:

juanzerker:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

My friend Steve received this Ninja Turtle jokebook as a gift. A lot of the jokes, including the one on the cover, make no sense.

Also, two of the jokes are about suicide.

This says Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles…..<.< Seems legit…

interesting fact

when the turtles finally came to england they weren’t allowed to be ninjas.

they had to be hero’s

because ninjas are VIOLENT AND DEADLY!

source: i was there, man

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